Whut whut?! It's back!
Okay, maybe not back, but I had one that I wanted to share with ya. It actually happened last year sometime, but I thought it was worthy of the title.
This is the one where I accidentally corrupt the (then) 5 year old without realizing it.
See, the other day I was trying to be nice
Here, let me draw you a fancy schmancy diagram to show you what I mean...
i know it's really hard to not be jealous of my awesome artsy skillz
Anyway. I'm hanging there gesturing it's safe for her to go. She's whipping her head back and forth like a complete idiot, giving herself whiplash from her version of "fastest game of tennis spectator ever."
I might have even gotten a tad nauseous from watching her.
Anyway. She never went. So I gunned it and let her sit and suck eggs.
About that time Little Boy asks me, "What was going on back there?"
Me: "Oh. That lady had her thumb in her butt." <--- that was the nice version, beleive me.
LB: "Huh? I mean with that sign back there...it looks like it fell?"
Me: "Whoops. Didn't see it."
Yep. Mother of the Year!!
PS Apparently this happened last Februrary. 2011. I found it in my drafts. How lame am I? Don't answer that. And holy crap does time fly! I didn't realize it was that long ago. Sheesh.
11 comments:
Some things feel like it just happened yesterday!
Maybe you should considering teach an art class, lol. This happens to me so many times too. Though I never have a kiddo with me, so I get to swear at will. :)
Bahaha I love it!
It's as good as when you send a colorful email, and my son is reading over my shoulder when I open it!!
Hilarious!!!! Love the drawing, too - you got skills! :o)
Yesterday or not, that was SO worth telling! LOL
LOL!!! The chick with her thumb up hers must have knocked the sign down!
That's way better than the things I tend to say in the car. LOL!
whoot whoot I LOVE f-bomb fridays.
Ragardless of how much people don't want to swear in front of their children, those children grow up and swear anyway. As adults that's what we do, we swear, because we are adults and we, by law, are allowed to. Yet somehow it's not okay for children when they're children, but okay when they're adults.
Quite confusing shit for adults to be teaching children one thing when they're children, but then as adults it's no big deal.
Raising children is so screwed!
Hahaha! Gotta love it. And I like your drawing- I have been contemplating drawing one myself to talk about the crazy school pickup situation. I really wish I could draw like that drawing you did on that video that Xazmin posted on FB ;)
I have Turrets when I'm driving.
:)
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